OMG

Jayne says I need re-acclimatising because living quietly in a village has done me no good. I foolishly thought a new pair of trainers for the gym would be a good idea - yes I still am spending good money on a personal trainer and gym membership. An even better idea would be to go to the outlet centre and have supper out with my beloved. Why do people have to go shopping with every member of their family. Why do they let their kids scream and shout and run as though the shops are playgrounds. I can’t stand the noise. We queued to get into Wagamama only to find the pandemonium continued in there. Jayne says she won’t come with me next time. Maybe there won’t be a next time and I’ll pay full price at a proper shop.